It's time to stop judging video-game movies the way we judge other movies, and instead start weighing them exclusively against their peers. The Street Fighter series’ unique cast of world warriors have made for some amazing action figures over the years, once Hasbro got done screwing things up. Wifepornforced, rape sex pornvideo rape, video of teen girls brutally raped, videos motherfantasy rape, women pron viode, rape sex diog dg sex vidieops.

All 3. 1 Video- Game Movies, Ranked From Least Bad to Absolute Worst. Here’s the thing: If you see a movie based on a video game and expect it to be objectively good, then you’re the only one to blame for your disappointment. It’s like playing a carnival game called “Face Punches” and demanding your money back because you got punched in the face. In the 2. 3 years since the release of the first video- game movie, Super Mario Bros., there has never been, critically speaking, a good entry in the genre — a trend that continues with the critical and financial tank job that was Assassin’s Creed. It’s clearly time, then, to stop judging video- game movies the way we judge other movies, and instead start weighing them exclusively against their peers. Street Fighter is always going to suffer in comparison to, say, Die Hard, but if you look at it in the context of similar movies, it starts to looks pretty impressive. And, hey, that’s something!

So here’s every video- game movie ranked according to its place in the video- game movie canon, starting with the reasonably palatable and working down to the most absolutely unwatchable. First, some explanation: Entries had to be live action, meaning no Angry Birds, and while Blood.

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Rayne is on this list, Blood. Rayne: Deliverance and Blood. Rayne: The Third Reich had little to do with the source material so they were left out of the rankings. Our regrets to any staunch defenders of those two titles. Mortal Kombat (1. It might not be the first video- game movie, but Mortal Kombat is the apex of the form, because the premise is almost impossible to screw up if you just go all in: A bunch of fighters convene in an otherworldly location and battle for the fate of the world.

It doesn’t have to be more complicated than that. If you grew up either kicking ass or just button mashing your way through Kombat on Super Nintendo, seeing Scorpion and Sub- Zero and Goro come to life onscreen was thrilling, and it turns out that Cary- Hiroyuki Tagawa was born to say “Flawless victory.” Though it sounds a bit like a backhanded compliment, Kombat is the gold standard of video- game movies. Super Mario Bros.

The original video- game movie, featuring arguably the most recognizable video- game characters ever, Super Mario Bros. If Terry Gilliam had directed a video- game movie, this would be it. The score is by Alan Silvestri and the movie stars Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Fisher Stevens, and Fiona Shaw, with Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy. It’s less a film than it is big- screen video- game performance art. Street Fighter (1. The silly, campy Street Fighter didn’t try to be any more than it was, which was a movie based on a game where you just fought people, and it features a final battle between Jean- Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia in his final theatrical film role.

It also had era- appropriate stars like Kylie Minogue and Damian Chapa. Video- game movies go wrong when they try to do too much, and Street Fighter did just enough as a peak JCVD martial- arts movie. Doom (2. 00. 5)Doom is one of those glorious video- game movies that wears its origins right on its tactical sleeve, transitioning at one point into full fist- person- shooter mode. It’s also got space marines who think they are investigating suspicious events at a boring old research facility on Mars, but who end up having to fight hordes of genetically enhanced people monsters (a staple video- game villain). The biggest thing Doom has going for it, though, is its two male leads: the Rock and Karl Urban. Urban can’t help but exude get- it- done charisma and the Rock is, well, the goddamn Rock, making a rare turn as an amped- up supervillain. Also take note of Rosamund Pike as one of the space scientists.

It’s so fun when bad movies happen to good actors. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2. The first Tomb Raider may not have been great, but it is the closest a big- budget video- game movie has come to working. Director Simon West has also brought to life such staples as Con Air, The General’s Daughter, and The Expendables 2, and this movie is about as good as all those. Where Tomb Raider succeeds, though, is in the performances of Angelina Jolie and Daniel Craig before they were old enough to be self- conscious about making a video- game movie. It’s rare for a female lead in one of these movies to be memorable, but Jolie managed to be entirely compelling — dripping with all that sultry Jolie charm — despite being saddled with those comically large video- game- style breasts.

Far Cry (2. 00. 8)This placement might be controversial, but Far Cry is really the best of what Uwe Boll has to offer in the video- game genre. Far Cry is hilariously low- budget — like any self- respecting Boll project — but it doesn’t seem to be taking any of it seriously. Til Schweiger plays a sardonic whale- tourism boat captain (and former elite military operative, obviously) who gets roped into taking down a clandestine organization that’s building the perfect super- soldier through genetic experiments. It’s no coincidence that Boll’s best video- game movie is also the one with the most Udo Kier, playing a mad scientist who whisper- hisses all his lines. Far Cry is funny, and intentionally so, which makes it a rare entry in this genre that truly embraces the absurdity of the task at hand, and then gleefully pushes it a little farther. It’s so unwatchable it becomes watchable again.

Resident Evil: Extinction (2. Of the five existing Resident Evil movies (a sixth is on the way), Extinction is perhaps the most recognizable, thanks to that scene where Project Alice (Milla Jovovich) turns a sky filled with zombie crows into a gargantuan, swirling halo of fire. Watch Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Online (2017). The post- apocalyptic environment looks good on Jovovich, and watching Alice exercise her heightened telekinetic abilities is a nice switch from just seeing a whole lot of guns. Though, fear not, Extinction isn’t lacking for any guns.) It’s also not lacking for Ali Larter, who leads a survivors convoy through the barren waste that is America after the T- virus ripped through the world. One thing about the Resident Evil movies is that they don’t want for women kicking ass. Sure, Jovovich wakes up naked at the start of literally every movie, but Paul W.

S. Anderson never sexualizes his female characters, and they never have to be rescued by more capable men. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2. A Dungeon Siege Tale, which is what happens when Uwe Boll gets the budget of his dreams. Jason Statham plays Farmer, a man who must save his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son at the hands of a race of animal warriors called Krugs. What’s not to love?

It’s also got one of those video- game movie dream casts: Lee. Lee Sobieski, John Rhys- Davies, Claire Forlani, Kristanna Loken, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, and even Burt Reynolds. It’s one of those movies you watch and just go, “How?!” the entire time, and for that, it is a lot of fun. Watch Canadian Bacon Streaming. Resident Evil (2. Paul W. S. Anderson’s first entry into the longest- running video- game film franchise is understated by comparison to its four sequels. Alice only discovers she’s a weaponized fighting machine about halfway through the movie, which means we spend a lot of time with her just being afraid while her companions try to shoot their way out of the evil Umbrella Corporation’s underground bio- testing facility, the Hive.

What it lacks in martial- arts Milla, though, it makes up for in Michelle Rodriguez (the true queen of the genre) sneering her way through scenes while she shoots a big gun. The first Resident Evil brings a little more story than the rest of the franchise, which stick closer to the boss- to- boss format found in gameplay.

It’s almost a thinking man’s video- game movie! Double Dragon (1.